The Fairy Cow of Cor na Mona

The Fairy Cow of Cor na Mona,
The strangest thing I've seen,
Never gives us milk at all,
She just gives ice cream.

No matter what your flavor,
You only need a cup,
Just hold it underneath her,
And then she'll fill it up.

People come from far and wide,
This Fairy Cow to see,
But no one ever really knows,
Where this Fairy Cow will be.

The Fairy Cow of Cor na Mona,
The strangest thing I've seen,
Never gives us milk at all,
She just gives ice crean.

- James Browne -

(With thanks to Miss Ciara Hopkins)